Game 16: #TANAK vs. Sanchez

Tanaka vs TOR 2015Happy #TANAK Day, peeps. Afternoon game today, starting at 1:08ET. Let's see if Tanaka (2-1, 3.94 ERA) can continue his momentum from his last outing and lead the team to a series win against Annibal Sanchez (1-2, 7.71) and the Tigers. While you're at it, feel free to bash whatever dumb, trite, hackneyed narrative the writers are pounding on. Here's a non-exhaustive (yet exhausting) list to start from:

  • Didi Gregorius is not a proper replacement for Derek Jeter
  • Carlos Beltran has looked old [OK, this is kinda true, sorry Carlos, last night's triple not withstanding]
  • Jacoby Ellsbury is not earning his $153 million
  • If George were still alive...
  • Tanaka's elbow could snap any second. LOOK OUT!
  • Tanaka should have had surgery despite three (or more) doctors advising against it
  • ARod can't keep this up; he must be back on the juice
  • Teix is done and can't hit against the shift


New York Yankees Detroit Tigers
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF Anthony Gose, CF
Brett Gardner, LF Ian Kinsler, 2B
Carlos Beltran, DH Miguel Cabrera, 1B
Brian McCann, C Victor Martinez, DH
Chase Headley, 3B J.D. Martinez, RF
Chris Young, RF Yoenis Cespedes, LF
Garrett Jones, 1B Alex Avila, C
Stephen Drew, 2B Nick Castellanos, 3B
Didi Gregorius, SS Hernan Perez, SS
Masahiro Tanaka, SP Annibal Sanchez, SP