25,000 Words: The Yankees Manager

By Paul Semendinger
October 29, 2016
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A picture, it has been said, is worth a thousand words. Well, here are 25,000 words.
This is the Manager of the New York Yankees.
There was a time when the Yankees uniform represented professionalism, excellence, and greatness.
That time is no longer.
Note - I never thought I would find this many photos of Aaron Boone blowing bubbles. The sad reality is there must be a ton more...
This collection of photos represents only the ones I found scrolling through Getty Images with the search term, "Aaron Boone." I stopped on page 16 of 83 total pages. Amazing.
I have a new slogan for the Yankees:
Many Bubbles.
No World Championships.














I'd rather have a manager who chews gum and blows bubbles than one who chews tobacco and spits the juice, let alone one who regularly gets into fist fights.
Moreover, in the pantheon of Boone's failings, why doe this one even rate? Are we suddenly living in Singapore?
Don't forget the sunflower seeds.
Boonie has the bubble gum consession at Yankee Stadium.... his contract ends after 2027 season!
I Have only 3 words:
The Cashman Way