by Dan Schlossberg
February 2024
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Note - This article appeared in Here's The Pitch, the newsletter for the IBWAA in January 2024 and is used with permission.
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The New York Yankees and Los Angeles Dodgers had it right: they play in facilities named after their teams.
But not every ballclub is so thoughtful. In fact, some of the ballparks change their names more frequently than Elizabeth Taylor changed husbands.
Consider the poor Chicago White Sox, for example. Comiskey Park, named for the man who owned the team during the Black Sox Scandal of 1919, was replaced in 1991 with a new ballpark right across the street.
Its name? Comiskey Park II.
But that monicker didn’t survive the test of time — mainly because the Chisox, like every other team caught in the runaway salary spiral sparked by free agency, needed another revenue stream in order to meet payroll.
Hello, U.S. Cellular Field and later Guaranteed Rate Park — possibly the two worst ballpark nicknames in the history of corporate naming.
On the plus side, a few of the new names at least sound good. CitiField, the home of the New York Mets, avoids having the word Flushing — location of the park — anywhere near the title. And Great American Ballpark, actually named for Great American Insurance, sounds logical to the naked ear.
But oh, those others!
No major-league park has ever been named after a player, though several, such as Turner Field, Wrigley Field, and Comiskey, have been named after owners.
Same with the late, lamented Connie Mack Stadium in Philadelphia, Ebbets Field in Brooklyn, Crosley Field in Cincinnati, Busch Stadium in St. Louis, and many more.
In a tribute to common sense, good planning, and quirks of fate, nine parks do not carry corporate names.
Here’s how the 30 existing ballpark names rate, from worst to best:
Guaranteed Rate Park, Chicago — A name no better than U.S. Cellular Field.
Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum (1966–1998, 2008–2011, 2016–2019, 2020, 2023–present), formerly called Network Associates Coliseum, McAfee Coliseum, Overstock.com Coliseum, Overstock.com Coliseum, O.co Coliseum, and Ring Central Coliseum. With that weighty history of bad names, it’s hard to blame the Oakland Athletics for skipping town.
loanDepot Park, Miami — As bad a name as the team it hosts (Marlins)
Minute Maid Park, Houston — Named for a breakfast drink or a quick cleaning woman?
American Family Field, Milwaukee — Previous name of Miller Park was better
Progressive Field, Cleveland — Is it a political thing or as bad a name as Guardians?
Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia — “The Vet” was a better name but not a better stadium
Oracle Park, San Francisco — Even a true Oracle won’t predict much for the host Giants
Globe Life Field, Arlington, TX — Host of 2024 All-Star Game, not to mention 2023 World Series, is tied for absurdity with previous Globe Life Park
Comerica Park, Detroit — What is Comerica and why does it have tiger stripes?
PNC Park, Pittsburgh — Beautiful, pedestrian-friendly park stuck with bad name
Truist Park, Atlanta — The former Sun Trust Park should be Hank Aaron Stadium
Petco Park, San Diego — Barking up the wrong tree
Coors Field, Denver — Beer should be banned, not promoted
Chase Field, Phoenix — Bank One Ballpark was no better as a ballpark monicker
Angel Stadium, Anaheim — The Big A has had various names, most not good
Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City — Aptly called Royals Stadium for its first 20 years, it is now named for an owner nobody remembers
Rogers Centre, Toronto — Originally called Skydome, no reason to change
T-Mobile Park, Seattle — No wonder Mariners are only team with no pennants
Tropicana Field, Tampa — At least Florida and orange juice are synonymous
Target Field, Minneapolis — Short, sweet, easy to remember, but not good
Fenway Park, Boston — History is on the side of this park named for nearby section of city
Busch Stadium, St. Louis — This corporate nickname has lasted forever
Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati — Reads well but doesn’t say who plays there
Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore — More than a mouthful, this name usually is shortened to just “Oriole Park” or “Camden Yards”
CitiField, Flushing — Could be spelled “City Field,” it’s named for a bank
Nationals Park, Washington — Feeling persists Nats still hope to sell naming rights
Wrigley Field, Chicago — This North Side living history lesson is a bastion of tradition even though it carries the name of the chewing-gum magnates who once owned it
Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles — After lavishing $1 billion on Ohtani and Yamamoto, even the Dodgers might consider selling stadium naming rights, though the park is often called “Chavez Ravine” by fans
Yankee Stadium, Bronx — The third iteration of The House That Ruth Built dates back to 1923 and stands the test of time well
